We are Joe DiMaggio

Today I met Cecelia in the patio of Joe DiMaggio's Restaurant at the Domain. As usual, she had been investigating the scenery and doing her own personal research, in this case learning about Joe DiMaggio by reading his bio that was conveniently placed inside the menu. She had come to find that there were many facts about Mr. DiMaggio that sounded a little too familiar to our lives, and she actually went so far as to claim "We are Joe DiMaggio!"

And so, I am starting a list of reasons that prove this statement. If you are aware of any conflicting evidence, please submit your findings in a strongly supported argument, either through e-mail or blog commentary, that proves we are in fact NOT Joe DiMaggio. Until we find enough hard evidence, we stand to accept the claim as true.

Fact #1: Joe DiMaggio has Sicilian ancestors. I, too, have Sicilian ancestors.
Fact #2: Joe DiMaggio enjoyed his time in the North Beach Area of California. Cecelia and I also enjoyed our time in that same area.
Fact #3: Joe DiMaggio, Cecelia, and I all care about the children and want to make sure they have a nice playground or beach to go to:

Fact #4: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
For tonight, I rest my case.